Sardarji Jokes Page 2 |
One day, Mr. Singh
gets a new born child. So he starts filling the birth certificate. At the
same time, a couple who are touring India, met him and congratulated him on
getting a son. Mr. Singh is very happy. The next day, the couple go to Delhi.
There they find the very same Singh writing the very same form. The puzzled
couple approached Mr. Singh and asked him " Mr. Singh, yesterday, we saw
you at Mumbai filling the same certificate, but today you are here?" Mr.
Singh replies "I came here because on the certificate it said: "
WRITE IN CAPITAL."
The doctor told the sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms away from my home now."
This sardarji goes to
the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is
cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat
hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata
Sardarji
is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some
wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai, kahin bhook se na marjaun"
Having
lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing
too."
Banta Singh
finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he
did his exam.
For that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I
thought, thought, thought ...
and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
Banta
was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge
asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "
They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta. "It
said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Santa
Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the
seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It
wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. He lit his cigarette,
carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?" asked his
neighbour
"That's a good match. I'll use it again."
Sardarji
is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a Green one, please."
Sardarji
"Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
Man "It's 315."
Sardarji (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
Two
sardarjis are trying to measure a telephone pole. They keep trying to climb
it and keep sliding down. Along comes this really big, muscle bound
man and says, "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
The two say, "We're trying to measure the height of this pole."
The man wraps his arms around the pole, pulls it out of the ground, lays it
down and measures it. Then he picks it up, puts it back in the ground, says
"40 feet" and walks away.
The first sardar says to the other, "What a stupid idiot - we wanted
the *height*, not the width."
One
sardarji was appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for
five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow
suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, "
it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
Santa
Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat,
but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta
Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both
hands, scared to death.
He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's go in' on? Why are you so
scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver".
one time santa singh go for the in interview and is asked to fill the form . on the form there is coloumn for sex . santa singh fills in 2 times a day . the stano casls him and askes him that he had miss taken the Q. it is suposed to b male or female so santa singh fills again .and tis time it is written sometimes male sometimes female.